SEND ME ONE FOR MY MUSE’S REACTION.

lupusxinxfabula:

cosimaroleplays:

  • "What are you saying?"
  • "You left me."
  • "You broke my heart!"
  • "I don’t love you."
  • "You’re beautiful when you smile."
  • "Don’t pout"
  • "Stop crying."
  • "You did this."
  • "I’m just a fuck up."
  • "Get out!"
  • "I think I accidentally walked into a gay bar."
  • "Don’t call me."
  • "I won’t call you."
  • "Call me."
  • "You’re making this harder than it has to be."
  • "I’m not breaking up with you."
  • "You’re breaking up with me."
  • "That’s so cliche."
  • "I think I’m sick."
  • "I’m a little drunk."
  • "Stop making this so hard."
  • "Are you following me?"
  • "There’s no such thing as a sexy bathroom."
  • "Stop being a wimp."
  • "I’m not ticklish."
  • "Stop touching me."
  • "If you poke me one more time, I’m going to punch you."
  • "I should hate you."
  • "On a scale from one to Romeo and Juliet, how bad was that story?"
  • "You can’t lie to me."
  • "This is the worst idea ever."
  • "This is stupid."
  • "You’re an idiot."
  • "You’re being ridiculous."
  • "I don’t eat chocolate."
  • "It’s just rain."
  • "I said no, that means no."
  • "Come watch the stars with me."
  • "It’s not a date."
  • "It’s totally a date."
  • "Your kiss is like poison."
  • "I’m not leaving this bed."
  • "I’m never showing my face to the outside world again."
  • "That was so embarrassing." 
  • "There’s so much idiocy in this room."
  • "You make it hard to breath."
  • "I want a pet."
  • "We could always just get wasted."
  • "Come play video games with me."
  • "Come have a Netflix date with me."
  • "Use protection!"
  • "Do you even hear what you’re saying?"
  • "Just shut up."
  • "I’m not good with small children."
  • "If I never teach my kids how to shoot a marshmallow shooter, I have failed as a parent."
  • "I’m pretty sure that’s my shirt."
  • "We could always just make out?"
  • "I have a date with an ice cream carton and on demand movies."
  • "Give me a chance. Or at least like, half a chance."
  • "You’re acting all Edward Cullen-ish, and it’s making me uncomfortable."
  • "We could always play truth or dare?"
  • "You’re on a roll tonight, aren’t you?"
  • "You’re a problem."
  • "I’d be so content with never seeing you again."
  • "I think I saw you in a dream once."
  • "If I had to choose between talking to you and having to eat a cup of screws, I’d probably still go with the screws."
  • "I didn’t mean to break it."
  • "I don’t know, but I probably had sex with him/her."
  • "Stop being a judgy asshole."
  • "I can’t control that!"
  • "This was a natural response."

thebabelfishboy:

sorceresssupreme:

"You are quite an awkward boy. That reminds me of another person i know."

"T-tall and a-awkward." He smirked, rubbing the back of his neck. 

"…Just like Piotr."

cara-made-me-do-it:

Photoshoot: CaraD4DKNY Collection 2014 Photographer: Christian McDonald

"I think every woman at one point or another in their life has been called a bitch. For a long time I had a real problem with that word, I didn’t like it and I thought it was derogatory. But I’ve gotten to a place now where I’ve made a lot of peace with it. It’s been so overused and made to seem so derogatory towards woman that I’ve adapted it into an empowering feeling for myself. If I’m a bitch then I’m a bitch, if that’s what an assertive woman is to you. So I’ve sort of adapted it as a badge of honor."

dasvidaniyabitches: Yanacest ooPS

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

Send me a ship and i’ll rate it

vomit / don’t ship / ok / cute / adorable / sexy / perfect / beyond flawless / hot damn / screaming and crying /i will ship them in hell

send me ☀ if your muse finds mine attractive

Did i just reblog “Anaconda”

lconica:

Nicki Minaj - Anaconda

Dude named Michael used to ride motorcycles,

dick bigger than a tower I ain’t talking about Eiffels.

dear cas,