SEND MY MUSE ONE OF THE FOLLOWING! (BIRDS AND THE BEES VERSION)

frommemetoyou:

• “Well you see, when a man and a woman…”
• “When you love someone very much…”
• “Why are you asking?”
• “Did you get someone pregnant?”
• “Babies? They sort of just… happen, you open the door and there it is, on the step in a basket.”
• “The stork delivers them.”
• “If you pray hard enough, you get a baby for a present.”
• “Don’t kiss anyone, that’s how babies happen.”
• “If you get pregnant, you’ll die.”
• “How? Well you push and they just come out…”
• “Can’t you ask your mother about this?”
• “Isn’t your dad supposed to tell you about this?”
• “Well, the bee sort of flies to the flowers and swaps around the seeds and that’s how you make babies…”
• “What do you mean you already know where babies come from?”
• “No, we’re not making you a baby brother for Christmas.”
• “Sex? Uh… sex is something that you don’t need to know about…”